Your mask is as useless as your president stars shirt

Now that I’m on the cusp of turning 30, I’ve found myself looking back over the Your mask is as useless as your president stars shirt past decade and trying to extract some sort of life lesson. And along the way, I realized that the last seven years has been a process of slowly staving off the potential to make mistakes. Today, I can cook. I have a (very shit) car. I hang up my clothes. No longer do I spend nights ricocheting between hookups, faking illness to get out of my friend’s amateur Shakespeare productions, or maxing out my overdraft.



Your mask is as useless as your president stars shirt




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